Score: 3

"WELL..."

submission: Let's Have A Party

date: July 22, 2009

REMEMBER: we all know this flash sucks. Don't get carried away and leave hateful comments... unless you really want to.

Wow. this really annoyed me to a point where i thought i might just go mental, but, as bad as it was; i really had a good kick out of how you know that you were going to get spam and hate for this, but you stuck through it and just said "fuck it". It really did look like you enjoyed doing it.

To be honest though... because this wasn't a flash, so i have to judge this on how well you filmed it. The quality itself is pretty low considering this was made in 2008. And also you would think because it was so short the dialogue wouldn't bother me. But it did. I don't know wether its because your balls haven't dropped yet or because the line that you said just made me want to punch everyone in the face, but it was just terrible.

The next things that pissed me off was your facial expression. I dont know if you thought it would be funny if you looked like a queer retard, but it creeped me out. Your eyes never left contact and your ugly ass smile is just forever engrossed in the back of my head, along with the line, "hey everybody lets have a party!".

Overall. I actually favorited this. As annoying bad as it is, it actually makes me laugh to read all the comments that you're getting. And that line is just so terrible that it actually makes me smile.

Score: 8

"COOL"

submission: cupcake?

date: July 20, 2009

This was completely hilarious in a cruel morbid kind of way.

The choice of music was good in this sumission and the drawing of the character himself was pretty creative. The transition into being a sprite and back was seemless and the changing background was great. If it was longer you would have gotten a higher score, but right now 8 is pretty fair.

Also what was that line that was said? I couldn't make it out.

Score: 10

"BRILLIANT"

submission: Bunnykill 4

date: July 18, 2009

This has got to be one of the best flashes ever made. It takes a very talented storyteller and artist to make me care genuinely about what might happen to him.

At first look, i thought it was going to be just violence and gore (which it was), but you also added so much more to that. Every scene felt very professional; at most times i wasn't even aware at how ridiculous it must seem for ninja rabbits to be fighting samurai bunnies, because it was so smooth and well animated.

The cinematic look was very well used; it really looked like watching what a samurai movie from the 70's should have been like.

I really like the choice of music in this and how well you timed them (especially at the tense moments where there are extreme silences and only sound effects).

This movie had me bought about halfway through, but nearly lost me at the very end. I like the idea of him going into rage, but, was it really neccessary for him to be able to fly and look like a super sayan? Also, why was the main villain so happy all the time, it was cool at first, but it would have been nice to see a change of expression when the bunny went into full rage. It should be along the lines of "Holy shit! Im out!"

I know it's near impossible to do, but it would also be nice, if the MC struggled just a little more, when fighting the side villains. It would make for a much more interesting final fight.

I can't really say there was any anime influence in this because, i am a naruto fan, so it's better not to even mention any similarities.

Overall, my favorite flash of 2009 so far, must be Bunnykill 4. It strays away enough from the past movies in this series, and added much more to the character himself.

To some of the other reviewers: Im not sure if a bunnykill game would be a good idea, but i'd like to see it done anyways.

Score: 8

"AWESOME"

submission: NG Level Icon Maker V2

date: July 16, 2009

I really just wanted to say that this gadget is probably one of the most useful ones on Newgrounds because it's something that people could actually use.

It's very original and has a lot of functions for people to get creative with.

However, it would be nice if you could have the option of uploading your own picture and use this gadget to make it even more original. Also, for some people, it might not be so obvious what they can make unless they really get used to the style this is in. I also reccommend having more characters to work with.

Other than that, this is an actually awesome gagdet. I hope you make a version 3.

Score: 7

"BORING"

submission: Culture Clubbing

date: July 14, 2009

Honestly, i think the people giving this toon a 10 are only basing it on your earlier cartoons. This series is going downwards fast.

At first it was a series of cartoons with well placed political comedy, but now its mostly mixed up facts and nonsense that sounds like it should be funny but is really not.

The opening sequence was more entertaining than the rest of the flash. But the animation and art were both spectacular and makes up for the writting. What i really wanted to see was a conclusion to the NRC cartoon

Score: 8

"INFLUENCE"

submission: GUN & SWORD

date: July 14, 2009

Some might disagree, but this flash is great only based on the type of flash this is. Like Min0r69er said, these types of flashes are getting really overused and very boring. In fact, the only reason i saw the movie from beginning to end was only because of the animation and art which were brilliant. If a flash movie is only dependent on senseless violence then it doesn't deserve the amount of attention this will eventually get.

Also, you can clearly see the anime influence in this (Naruto and Bleach are the most obvious), although you did add some creative touches.

Im giving this an 8 because this is a big step up from your solid stick series, and lets face it, i couldn't do any better in a million years.

Also on a side note: this wasn't the first gun vs sword video submitted on newgrounds but it sure was the best done.

Score: 10

"IM SURPRISED"

submission: FPA: World 2

date: July 14, 2009

How could anyone give a classic game like this anything lower than 10. Everything about it was excellent.

The graphics in the game were the best ive ever seen by far, especially the animation. It must have taken quite a while to do the coding for this.

You can slide, use momentum, grab on to the edge of platforms, and the way you aproach things make for different outcomes. That is something that i expect in console games, yet you managed to accomplish all of those things and fun gameplay in just 9 megabites. It also had many different small touches that you really have to find out for yourselves.

The character fancy pants is well done, but the enemies aren't as creative, and in a game like this, it felt awkward jumping on scribbles, when everything is is very creative and smooth.

It had its fare share of bugs occasionally, but it's usually unnoticeable and rarely affects gameplay. Especially since the game rarely asks you to slow down, unless you want to do the minigame.

The music bothered me a little beause it doesn't fit with the game at most parts. In a game like this, elevator music just doesn't flow.

In conclusion this game was awesome and it raises the bar for what platforming should be. It mixes humor, fast gameplay, and lets not forget some of the best platforming in a game.

This really encourages me to make flashes of my own... eventually.

Score: 6

"What to Do"

submission: Deliver That Fulp

date: July 10, 2009

type: deliver in the start menu -- Just cant wait
suicide -- Goodbye world
push -- Wrong way
xyzzy -- XYZZY win
let time run out -- Your too slow
take blindfold
use blindfold -- prevents Thats disgusting
take pills
take gloves
take april
use pills -- prevents Cant concentrate
wear gloves -- prevents Filthy hands
pull - - Hercules
pull gently -- Its a boy!

The game is pretty original, but it does lack the choice of variety for the word use, and actual animations. I dont know how to get the other medals.

Score: 10

"hilarious"

submission: KFK's Adventures #8

date: June 20, 2009

this is probably one of my favorite movies on newgrounds, mostly because karl is the weirdest guy ever, and his random and idioc ways never cease to make my day. i cant believe there are only 17 reviews, and the last one was almost 2 years ago.

Score: 8

"COOL"

submission: Crunchdown

date: October 13, 2008

Bugs (youre probally tired of this):
*+Sometimes about 2 times out of 10 i get stuck at the mall's gym.
*+When i try to eat the black guy i turn invisble and immediately killed
*+when i eat the boxer even when the time i can use the power runs out, i still have the gloves on.

Overall i thought the game was cool, but the main character should have been Kirby. The text of the cutscreeens were really boring, unrealistic, and painfully long. The drawing of the backgrounds were solid, but the animation and the drawings for the characters are lazy and sometime blocky. I did like how much depth you put into the weapons and edible objects.

Tips:
*+right after you die run straight towards a large group of people and eat them.
*+Look carefully at the objects you are eating, some are traps.